Ode to the Coffee Bean
Oh Coffee Bean, Oh Coffee Bean
So rich
and full of flavor
As you dance on my tongue
your boldness
I do savor
With milk, sugar, sometimes even Splenda
I enjoy a hot cup
with my girlfriend Glenda
I drink you without looking back
I enjoy you light, dark, even black
Oh Coffee Bean, dearest Coffee Bean
You are but a dream
Everyday I long to drink
Alas, if your temp is below 165
I weep as I pour you
down the sink.
I love people :)
Kevin's definitely a customer favorite. Who knew he was so creative and thanks to JD who encourages the use of the Babble Book. It's a SUPER record of the culture of the store. Fortunately for us, Kevin uses it often!
ReplyDeleteawesome poem - what is a percolator? TCB
ReplyDeletePercolator is a 'super human trainer' :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious! The first half of the first stanza can be sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to having Kevin in class this coming week--he's got a chance to earn his PERC pin and become official. ;)
Yeah, JD, I got into the O Christmas Tree thing too. Then the poetry went over a cliff. Why exactly is coffee going down the drain? But any poet, real or imagined, who can work Splenda into the verse is OK in my book.
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